Being The Mark

I just finished with my dental appointment. Good news is, I was given a clean bill of health. No filling, crowns or dentures needed. Whew.

The bad news is that I'm still the biggest sucker around when I sit in that chair. Would I like floride fluoride (which I'm told at my age isn't needed)? Yes! Would I like the more expensive floride treatment? Double Yes! Does that come with undercoating and floor mats? Hope so.

I shouldn't mock these guys - I genuinely believe they have my best interest in mind.

--Ben

Update: The problem is, it's not just my hygienist that wants me to fall for this, it's also Colgate. And come on, can you really take on Colgate?