I so crushed this latest batch of nuts with this handy, dandy new nut-cracker.
That'll teach my food to fight back.
--Ben
Update: I got a Rated-G picture of the new nut cracker. Here's a question: the nut cracker comes with two meta probe thingies. What they heck are they used for? I feel like Stallone in Demolition Man, with the three seashells.
Those probe thingies are for
ReplyDeletepoking through the retrieved
nuts to make sure there are no
weapons of mass destruction hidden
inside the nut pieces. It's now
a federal offense to sell nut
crackers without the probe thingies.
(WMDPTs).
Actually, I always wondered the same...
Got to be honest, I'm totally satisfied with that answer.
ReplyDeleteThanks Brian!
-Ben