Rule #1 of using the office toaster: don't put something in and walk away. If you do, you'll end up with charcoal.
Rule #2 of using the office toaster: don't stand around watching the toaster, it'll never heat up with you staring at it. If you break this rule, you'll end up with cold food.
I opted to break rule #1. Mmmmm....carbon. Just like Ma used to have a reputation for making.
--Ben
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