Flight Attendant: Welcome to United 923, service to Denver, Colorado.
Ben: What!? Aren't we going to California?
Shira: Oh #$@!$%
Ben (with a look of sheer panic): what do we do??
Shira: You idiot. We have a lay over in Denver
--
Moral of the story: at least glance at your itinerary before getting on
an airplane. And, remember, a good bit of what comes out of your wife's
mouth isn't true.
--Ben
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