Simpsons Wisdom

Here's a great collection of wisdom by Homer Simpson.

Some of my favorites...

• You can have many different jobs and still be lazy.
• I may not be the richest man on earth. Or the smartest. Or the handsomest.
• Never throw a butcher knife in anger.
• When that guy turned water into wine, he obviously wasn't thinking of us Duff drinkers.

Thanks to The Daily Nooz for mentioning the story and for pointing out their favorites.