A few ounces lighter

I just got done giving blood for blood work my doc recommended I get done to diagnose my headaches.

A by product of this is that I'll finally learn my cholesterol.

The nurse also suggested I opt in for the AIDS test, as that's what they recommend to all patients. Besides, she explained, "you can tell your next girlfriend the good news."

I told her if I had a next girlfriend, I've got bigger problems than an AIDS test.

--Ben