Having a conversation with Simon can be tricky - as we both speak English, but he speaks The Queen's English, while I speak American.
To help improve things, he suggested site to englighten me about certain Britishisms
A quick Google search turned up this page, which includes some handy mappings between British and American.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just knackered, and this rubbish I've been dealing with today makes me wish I could just put on my plimsolls and go for fornoon trip on my motorbike. However, I'll just settle with knocking up my wife instead. Ringing off now.
Is tha' tekkin' t't mickey lad? Ecky thump!
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Tha's been a cooartin' Mary Jane
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Tha's bahn t'catch thi deeath o'cowd
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Tha's bahn t'catch thi deeath o'cowd
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Then we shall ha' to bury thee
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Then t'worms 'll cum and eat thee oop
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Then ducks 'll cum and eat oop t'worms
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Then ducks 'll cum and eat oop t'worms
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Then we shall go an' ate oop ducks
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Then we shall go an' ate oop ducks
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Then we shall all 'ave etten thee
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Then we shall all 'ave etten thee
Then we shall all 'ave etten thee
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That's wheer we get us oahn back
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That's wheer we get us oahn back
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