Iraqi Invasion: A Text Misadventure

Iraqi Invasion: A Text Misadventure

The above link takes you to a description of the Iraqi Invasion by our President, as written in text-adventure form.

The text is funny, but it's the format that just makes it hilarious.

An excerpt:

Oval Office
You are standing inside a White House, having just 
been elected to the presidency of the United States.
You knew Scalia would pull through for you.

There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs
and couches.  The presidential seal is in the middle
of the room and there is a full-length mirror upon
the wall.

What do you want to do now?

> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.

> LOOK MIRROR
Self-reflection is not your strong suit.

> PET SEAL
It's not that kind of seal.

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Via: BoingBoing